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如果有人认识我我敢说吗？？
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The thing is。。。。。。。。。。。。 Just watching a movie, the ending subtitles play after, suddenly OuGan discomfort, abdominal pain, I quickly took the bag to the toilet paper, because the men's room is full. On the way to the toilet, belly pain is hard to answer, as if in a curved knife scraping. Beside a few play games all night beauty, I can't stand, hand to sit on their legs, body half squat down. One beauty to the ear Michael picked brushs black eye shadow, ask: "what's the trouble with eldest brother how have you been????" Me with a wave of his hand, answer "no, leg twitch, delayed for a while." At this time another ponytail girl suddenly knocked at the keyboard, I feel lighter. Is a boring fart, nothing happened, but, the taste is not as big. "I don't know who tore his voice C, webmasters!! What thing bad!!" I understand at this time to preemptively, so I just in front of the woman asked, "who farted??" Brushs black eye shadow beauty holding your nose, said to me: "can I C, eldest brother you really played, the eye is watching you!!!!!!!!" At that time, I am not happy, "pull JB eggs, this is not you slander me, again say, can't be a fart, the smell is too strong." The that girl picked up his backpack, back body, tell me, "then you go wow, squatting in the stem what??" I reluctantly answered her, "don't tell you the leg twitch??!!" So I limped to the WC, see will not line, do something else, I beg you, this is what I thought. Finally arrived at the toilets, to look inside of me despair, the men's room full, red, and didn't move, can only to take on the lady's room. To listen to a bang inside, then spluttered, two kinds of sound is overlap that kind of feeling. In general is relatively great, this is the taste too disgusted, fumigated straight confused on my own. Then elder brother very adept to the fore and aft, throw the toilet paper together and went in. Look back myself when I got a fright, inside white ceramic tile is out of sight, are all BaBa, I press the flush button, from the moment beautiful sound, hua hua, constantly rotating. But the speed of rotation is absolutely in place, but is not available. See on paper transfer blocked, float above XiaBuQu BaBa. But the elder brother very calm, and according to the water, this time too, I think should do not have what problem, but the water level rising, simply doesn't flush. Since the childhood home education I, "to be responsible, you are a man!!" So a cruel, from his pocket and took out his gloves, carefully took out the plug mouth of toilet paper, thrown into the basket。。. Water levels fell, the third time that I press the flush button. Tragedy began, riptide poo high-speed rotating together, rising, rising, bubbled I C。。. Elder brother quickly put the roof with the hand, supporting the body, lest shoes hurt by filth. Inside all trips to the soup, the scene is really too chaos, arm to see boring, can only be used on tiptoe tried to land in a clean place, then go to pull the lock. I opened the door a crack, as a result, a girl is holding the arm stand on the glass that?? The whole head type, is clearly a row to go to the toilet. Thought out, hi under this big, somebody else came in on a foot stool, not kick me to death?? So brother continue to hide in the inside, lit a cigarette and consider the countermeasures, heard there was a sweet female voice outside, "elder sister, why haven't good, inside someone??" "Have, should be - not see theirs so rush??" Was my idea is that women do not pay attention to, rushed out, but this time turned into two numeral. Offered a filth seemed almost door plank, through to the outside, elder brother's feelings is scratching heart liver worry ah. Brother, is noing only escapes, I checked the locks, no problem, then climb up the window, open the window and a strong wind, this is the second floor!! On the second floor?? On the third floor also jump!! I am a man of YaoLian not desperately, with a gas, aimed at snow downstairs, mouth binge drink 1: "you!!" And then leap, feeling the world lighter, rumbling dropped table with a tiger lie prone. Head confused at that time, the whole body is found, with ice my hand like a needle hurts. Brother is to haven't hurt too much, often jump, and then cleaned the body touch the snow, and roared off. In order to reflect my calm, especially on the first floor bar bought a sausage, walking and eating. Who says you can see I jump off a building?? Then on to the second floor, the two women still waiting, estimates that in the long run, feels wrong, to the network, a few people a total, two conclusions. NO1. People have children inside. NO2. Don't know which NB pulled off force, may well have sudden death. I was a heart, how don't hope for the best!! I stood aside, sausage in mouth, with a carefree attitude for watching. Network management toward the door a big flying feet, and attempt to chuai open a door, finished is taken with the hand, "the inside of the line not line!! You give me a action!!" Then 2 network after pushed him away, "you are such a waste." See no. 2 player's eyes flash across a tree and the leg kick a cyclotron, chuai opened the door. Pa bursts at a draught, 2 rush in, stepped on a foot stool, the B inside looked around, tell others said: "over, this boy is the toilet for a whole wall, also specially run by jumping off a building." I stood next to another network look and I tease words, "you said this B damage loss??" I nodded "loss"
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